What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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