Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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