apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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