did you get engaged???
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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