She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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