Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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