Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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