you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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