I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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