this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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