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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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