Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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