hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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