Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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