im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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