Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It's rum buckets o'clock
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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