Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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