i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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