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Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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