no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i came on her dog
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm really busy with my period
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