i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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