He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Vodka?
Forever.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
why is half of my head shaved?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
