I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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