Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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