Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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