It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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