I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
