it hurts more in the daytime
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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