So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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