didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We left an ass print on the piano.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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