but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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