What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I had to cum in my sink.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
