Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
wow bdsm is so cute
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