Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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