my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...