and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Less talking, more tequila
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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