dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
is it fun? or sober?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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