everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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