There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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