belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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