Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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