i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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