please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"