In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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