Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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