so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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