Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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