Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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