I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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