Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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