Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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