Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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