Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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