How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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